skinny skarves

2009-09-02T03:15:00.000-07:00

I know i haven't been blogging for a real long time. But i had to , to show you this;

This is Ally Sheedy .Nice face, huh?

kays
more later.

2009-06-30T04:29:00.000-07:00

My brother is so cute.(~~which is why i don't like him but that's not the point)~~

Yesterday he found 4 dollars on the sidewalk.
Now he drawing pictures of me and him eating
candies bought with that money.

so wistful

eventhough i'd probably steal all his candies :D muahuahua

2009-06-24T08:40:00.000-07:00

this is what i spend time doing infront of the mirror (thank you aseera)

And i still feel sad

2009-06-24T08:37:00.001-07:00

follow me on Twitter

2009-04-21T04:07:00.001-07:00

If i could talk, i'd scream.

Oh wait i can.

2009-04-08T03:40:00.000-07:00

ARK
I came home early today
guess why ?
no not because i'm ~~scared~~ no not at all
Only because astro is not even half as boring as counting up all the cuberoots
possible. and counting the number if teeth fishes have (0,0, and erm 0)
Also not because Mrs Azar left early
it also because (content not mentioned because this is a public blog)(will be found in ButterCoca though)
Let me tell you people are scary
Also i'm never buying ******* again

any way
I think i need to start
studying for mid year
except that my attention is as short as as as
a frog taking a pee
( or a urm a as long a fish lasts on land)
(or as long as an ice-cream sundae lasts under the hot sun)
(or as long as ...... ah forget it- i suck at metaphors)

ps. which idiot made this quiz, the fifth qn says:

During 2008, which school compete against us for finals on Channel 8 - Record Challenge game?

	Egg Relay Challenge.
	Hula Hoop Challenge.
	Toasted Bread Painting Challenge.
	Cheerleading Challenge.

Hello none of are schools. and if they were , I'd really pity anyone if they study at such schools.
Oh wait i won't .
I'd just make fun of them

2009-04-07T03:47:00.000-07:00

The previous post was
lyrics to a song by the way nothing about me :)

2009-04-05T00:23:00.001-07:00

Why is it that other people
you consider insignificant
have to consider you significant?
Ya ya you've got your high standards for 'friends'
But everything dosen't HAVE to revolve 'round you
neither do people you don't find significant anyway
and before you go 'round being mad at me
maybe you should consider the fact that i'd
probably brush off such stupid suff as insignificant
and get on with it without emoing
any way sorry if failed to be a good enough friend
but wasn't there someone beside me
a part of it too
why dosen't she get the cold shoulder i get?
in a case where i did get scolded
and i did tell her i was part of it
and when you were caught i wasn't a part of it
or is it because its simply more fun to be bestow your anger to me?

2009-04-03T03:34:00.000-07:00

Adrita Manna's Aliases

Your movie star name: Fries Rabi

Your fashion designer name is Adrita Milan

Your socialite name is Chutukuchutuk Las Vegas

Your fly girl / guy name is A Man

Your detective name is Dogs Bukit Panjang Gov. High

Your barfly name is Chips Wine

Your soap opera name is West Coast

Your rock star name is Licorine Cars

Your Star Wars name is Adrsle Manhaz

Your punk rock band name is The Slightly Sad Pencil (WHAT TURF SLIGHTLY SAD PENCIL??)

The Amazing Meganame Generator

2009-04-03T03:15:00.000-07:00

roses are red

fat asses are well fed

violets are blue

cows go moo

banana's are yellow

and they hang below

banana trees

now you know what i do during free period. and also its very boring.

2009-03-20T07:04:00.000-07:00

MR intestines,

How was my day?

You may ask,
because I don't have anyone to ask me such heartfelt questions (courtesy of random fawn-eyed cuddling couples*)

I,

1) went to NBL at 10 am(!!!) ,when everyone else is in Snoresvile , Holiday Land,
(where it is still , like night time) to meet Halidah to discuss lit project. She came an
hour and ten minutes late. Giving me time to finish seven magazines

2) went to Vivo City very (X10000) reluctantly
because i was in the mood for slacking.
as i am always these days. Slacking is the new in, (hardworking people go clear trash)
I had to pass by 25plus couples ** kissing and etc.

seesh rubbing it in for people who don't like anyone huh?

* I'm not jealous. I swear.
** Not jealous

2009-03-17T22:47:00.000-07:00

I know i just blogged 5 hours ago .. or was it 5 mins?
I must share my all-so-interesting life with you.

I'm lounging

lounging on the sofa

staring at a the ceiling

p.s. its blue

anyway, there's this gecko on the ceiling

Its pink

oh no its yellow

see boredom is making my eyecells die out

if there is such a thing as an eyecell

Oh and now the gecko's moving

and dropped....

ON MY HAND

and if that wasn't bad enough

never mind too embarrassing to mention here

2009-03-17T22:33:00.000-07:00

Omg.
I've been talking about studying nowadays, so weird.
(It also kinda proves how awesomely interesting my life has been these days)

in fact this is how i spend most of my time:

8 am:
Mom: -screaming-
Me: Silence

8.05 AM :
Mom: -screaming-
Brother: -screaming-
Me:-sleeping-

8.20 AM :
Mom: - still screaming-
Bro: -KEEP READING-
Blanket: GONE (stolen by brothermydear truly)
Me: Wake up

8.30 AM :

1) stare at mirror
2) admire reflection
3) repeat step 2
4) smile
5)get freaked out by my teeth
6) brush
7) go through step 1 to 4 again

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i'm sure MR INTESTINES,
you don't want to know the rest
and that's exactly how my holidays are, BORING

2009-03-16T22:01:00.000-07:00

Sunday~~: English compo(overdue)~~
Monday ~~: e-maths w/s~~
literaure essay
vocabulary

And..... now i don't feel like studying anymore

who was i kidding?
Slacking is like my fate-assigned full time job

2009-03-15T04:30:00.000-07:00

I promise that from now on i shall take 'studying' for real instead of slacking my non-existent brain off.

Because my CT results look atrocious . All Bs and 2 Cs

NO As.
at all

2009-02-28T20:26:00.000-08:00

Everyone i know are going around screaming about how common test over so can go have fun-slash-crazy-wild-runarounddancing-chowchow clazy.

so i must talk about something important
(because going crazy is not on my top todo list)
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as i was saying
There are more important things in our lives
like Long NAILS( so are pink pigtails by the way.)

Wanna know why ?

1) They put the CUTE in your ICLES
2) They help you dig your nose*
3) After which you can dispose of them, like used toilet paper**
4) They help you annoy you mother by scraping off half of the cake of soap (for fun)
5) THEY HELP YOU POKE HELPLESSLY POKEABLE PEOPLE HARD
6) They help you measure if you lost your ruler in the drain.
7) Let's not talk about how.
8) They help you ignore people
9) They help you kill ants
10) And Mosquitoes

* Though i make my little brother do it for me
** That is hyperimpotant because long glamorous nails DON'T DIG NOSES

2009-02-26T00:30:00.000-08:00

CT1'S OVER!!I SO HAPPY I WENT ROUND GETTING DRENCHED IN THE RAIN !

No lar the rain came and found me instead. Humpfft.
Stupid rain now i'd probably catch a cold tomorrow or something.
A-Math Physics E-Math English Social Studies History Chemistry Biology

already raining down on me why must it really rain too .seesh.

2009-02-23T22:05:00.000-08:00

muahuahua

i should be studying ...
and what am i doing?

watching Robin hood.

and sponge bob

and maybe totally spies

sigh

2009-02-14T21:11:00.000-08:00

Dear Intestines,

I! MISS! my! a! math! homework!
!!! I! SOUND! SO! ANNOYING! RIGHT! I! KNOW!

who misses a-math homework? When you have the perfect excuse :

my physics teacher ~~confiscated~~ stole it and is now doing god knows what with it.She's single. who knows

or maybe she doesn't like Mrs a-hole who NEVER EVER CRACKS A SMILE. I THINK IF THE SMILES LATER HER WHOLE FACE WILL GO C R A C K( pronounce as car-ark, its from my dictionary )

any way CEDAR FIESTA was so fun
i don't have any pictures now cause i didn't bring my 20000 mega pixel camera that's too glamorous to tell the difference between a frog and a fish. but... i'll steal a few from anupie later

MEANWHILE,

Meet haha and heehee

This is their marriage ceremony

Their wedding picture

Above a dustbin

They decided to get married while they were in anupa's car's backseat. She and her father were looking at raha and me like we gone crazy. TELL me what's wrong with to appleshaped baloons talking?

by the way Urmi later turned heehee into a very suggestive shape;

BTW HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! My brother like stuffed himself with one quarter of may valentine chocolates. Greedy five year-olds... sigh when he has girlfriends when he's like 14 and i'm 24 i'll go steal all of his! hump!

2009-02-09T03:03:00.000-08:00

Dear Intestines,

Sigh, why won't Shahera and Niketa live my poor arms alone. What am i canvas meant to practice their doodling skills on. Very ticklish ok and very painful having to sit on the bars of two adjoined chairs with two people pulling your arms.

siggggggggggggggggh. so tired

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HAH! I'M STILL AWAKE AND STARING AT YOU
MR INTESTINES I THINK I SHOULD SKIN U AND PUT YOU IN A NEW SKIN SHOULD I?

2009-02-04T23:55:00.000-08:00

Dear Mr Intestines;

If that hip-hop teacher shakes his butt ONE MORE TIME I'M GONNA GO SMACK IT BACK TO BUTTOTOIPIA , WHERE IT BELONGS

btw, he has very quotable quotes

eg. ' I'm nice like the green grass
but, if you give me attitude i
will become a hose with venom.'

GRASS ?NICE? To cows maybe

Wait, hiphop ? Cows? Grass? Buttotopia? Idon'tmakesense?
let me explain properly; our school has this music arts appreciation pro gramme where
we are made to go for lessons every Monday and Wednesday. And i'm in hip-hop (even though i'm hopelessly hopeless in coordinating steps. Everyone goes right i go left) and the teachers shakes his booty like nobody's business. AND THIS IS NOT WHEN DANCING OR SMT IS FOR FUN HE TURNS AROUND AND SHAKES IT LIKE A 3 YEAROLD WOULD not to mention he scratches his banana and etc)

p.s i'll type tarin's letter tmr kay?

2009-02-04T23:42:00.000-08:00

Dear Mr intentines,

I don no wad to say to you so here's an extract form facebook :)

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about you!

UH, OKAY

Here it goes
1) I think people would look better without nosed. Stupid pokey things poking out faces should be banished.

2) I still think Hi-Five is awesome and watch all the cartoons my 5 year old brother watches,

3) I talked to a paper scarecrow as a punishment infront of my whole Primary 4 Class
4)I like to put two ice-cream cones and watch see which one melts faster.

5) I think OMG should be made an official word

6) I like red chillies only for staring purposes because they are so stareable

7) I worship six-slash-four packs. SO STAREABLE

8) I think everything would look better without a skin except living thing you guys would just look bloody.

9) I like to wave at random people at random places at random times.
Just for fun.

10) I used to watch Kids Central because of its name

11) I tried speaking in Chinese to my friend but it sounded like this cing cong smt smt and they just laughed at me

12) I want to become an astronaut/pilot/spy/detect

ive/navy person ell/ actress and the person who uh does everything

13) I'am actually a slacker so the above *points up* is not possible

14) I hate digging my nose .

15) I think people should skip instead of walking

16) PIGS CAN FLY WHY WHY WHY YOU BLIND PEOPLE CANNOT SEE ONE???

17) BANANAS AND MONKEYS RULE!!! EVERY ONE GO EAT THEM

18) I've always been in strange poses in Primary school photographs

19) I think Queen Ants are very small

20) Short people are there to make me feel better. HAH shorties!

21) My PE teacher looks like a very thin goldfish on two legs

22) I still like barbies

23)Even though i destroyed all of them playing doctor when i was 8

24) My brother is Gay (he got kiss a guy)

25) JOE JONAS IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS! no lar obviously not

2009-01-30T21:08:00.000-08:00

Aia
No one comes here. Must be because i'm so boring.

HUMP HUMP HUMP PFFT.

I'll talk to Mr Blog instead
(Yes , My blog is gay like my brother)
(and his superlong eyelashes)

So yeah,

Dear Mr Blog,

Hi!
Let's get you a different name.

There's Pee( my diary) and Poo (Safrin's diary)
ah, You'll be... the Intestines

Oi? Are you listening ? Mr INTESTINES?

You're like the-man-up-there *points up* who unjustly FORGOT to give me brains and luck.

Anw let me introduce you to my mother

Talent: Cursing like crazy

Infact she's predicted a very bright future for me;

I will lose both legs, tongue, my pinkies
and end up pregnant before i unsuccessfully complete my 'O' Levls.
My crime? I called her very ugly table cloth ugly

okay maybe i tore A leaf from one of her precious plants

but one dumb leaf = my pinkies
seesh

Oh but her latest one is better,

She'll turn me into a FISH
with no Tail

WTF

bye Intestines
more later

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2009-01-30T05:40:00.000-08:00

Eeeek.. my bother just kissed a guy...

on the lips

on his birthday somemore.

2009-01-24T04:28:00.000-08:00

Sturday BLLS.

Class was gruelingly silent and boring as usual.
I didn't do anything any more interesting than compose bad haiku

like;

Oh Why Mr Stuble
Why haven't you shaved?
~~I beg you~~ make it go

2009-01-24T04:24:00.000-08:00

Adrita's Life's Lessons 2: Lucky Charms which come in the form of a Barbie Doll's lost yellow heel DO NOT WORK. Try get something more drastic like yellow bras or yellow panties (0r boxers)
(Not that i've tried them , just giving you my two cent's worth)

2009-01-20T00:06:00.000-08:00

1: 35 pm
Venue: School Library

Ark! Shahera's FEET

Naked!

So porny!

....

i know
so lame

Pathetic attempt to cheer myself up.
IF there was a Miss Depresso contest right now, i'd win together with a

Dark black crown and the tag: MRS DEPRESSED FROM COUNTRY OF ADRITA (population :1, weather : Cloudy ,Stormy and Windy)

May be i should go and hide in side the old folks home near my sch
or go with tarin's idea sell invisible bananas///

BANANAS? WANT BUY?

I have a new equation (muahuahaua maths. NOT. )

2009-01-17T05:05:00.000-08:00

I have a new equation.

Guys with stubble (15 year olds by the way. I know. so sexy right .just like a skinless toad) = pure evil

Whahaha I hate (X 1000) that guy or rather those stupid guys in my mother tongue school (Mr Nerdo and Mr Suck- up not to mention all-so-sexy Mr Stubble)[Yeah there are only 3 guys in my class all the funny jokers have gone to another] for handing up unassigned homework. Assholes now the rest of us have to do it too.

Any way the ONLY time he got close to a scolding was when the teacher said he needed a pair of new ears. While I INNOCENT ANGELIC PERSON HAD TO SIT RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE TEACHER. EVERY TIME SOMEONE GOT SCOLDED OR SHE HAD TO ACCUSE SOMEONE SHE STARES AT ME AND SAYS IT OUT LOUD WHILE STARING AT ME!!! WHY WHY WHY VERY SCARY OK. Stupid Mr Stubble De Suck Up.
Did i mention, he is also a suck up?
He needs to replace his ears and his brain (preferably a stupider one) and his stupid hairy chin.
Mr Stubble if you are reading this donot get offended but looking like Alibaba is no longer fashionable, not fashionable at all.

Btw back to the stupid teacher who like to pick on me. Just because once upon a long.time.ago when i did not know the letters of my mother tongue, she was my special ed teacher. I get bullied for every example she comes up with while teaching. Usually like the ones where she spookily stares at me and goes YOU! PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRCASE! NOW I SHALL GET MY REVENGE or YOU! WHY DID YOU TAKE MY SON'S LIFE! obviously i look flabbergasted. Then she scolds me for not paying attention in class.
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I not craazy lar ,really

2009-01-15T02:32:00.000-08:00

Adrita's life's lessons 1: Donot ,while walking home in the lonesome party of one ,talk to yourself while walking home people may stare at you and think you need to hit the funny farm(aka mental hospital) sometime soon.

I happen to wave my arms when i talk. Any one who's seen me erm, talk would have seen it. Now imagine me talking to myself ( ya, i know sighn of craziness No.1) . And waving my arms randomly. Now imagine an old man staring. Very hard. Like i gone chow crazy like that. (As if) Then you start staring at random drains hoping perhaps they will grow larger and pull me into them. They didn't. Stupid normal drains

Then i passed by him, he stares VERY HARD AT me. And it end up being one of those moments when you stare very hard at your nails, and say hello to those things that put the CUTE in CUTICLE.

But then again i'm sure most people don't talk to themselves (of to their imaginary secondselves)

2009-01-13T00:51:00.000-08:00

Social Studies = Freezing to death while counting Tiger's nose hair

So fun lar. I gave up after 15.

P.s. don't ask me why on earth was i staring at my dm's nose hair for.
he goes around proudly flaunting them, my not my problem.

Saturday

2009-01-10T21:45:00.000-08:00

You know how we all pass notes in class and write stuff like;

A: I am a moron
B: oh ? why?
A: I don't know.
B: Stupid
A: No, what i meant was_
B: Stupid
A: Awww come on let me_
B: Stooooooopid

and yadada

You people should learn how to pass notes from us the aliens from Planet Banana ( population: 2)
(and we don't just pass measly pieces of paper, nope. We pass A-4 size notepads)

I live on bananas
I sleeps on bananas ...... and I ... Did you happen to see my brain?
Oh right ... It was a banana. I ate it ! _ Adrita the Great 2009

Do not be a banana because you'll ba mistaken for a long yellow thing. _ Mojo the Greater 2009

Yellow is awesome
Yellow is innocence
Yellow is Mrs Attraction ( of attention)
Being lovely , long and yellow is the new glamorous _ Adrita the Greatest 2009

Do not be yellow. Be Brown. Be a rotten Banana today! _ Mojoj the greater than greatest 2009

Be yellow Be lively Be the bight shining ray
Throw away the ugly banana today!_ Adrita the greatestestest 2009

The day i died is the day my banana died with me _ Mojo the better than Adrita ( ah what the heck)

I came out of my mommy's butt as a banana _ Adrita the banana

A banana a day keeps the cemetery away _ Mojo dead and still great

Go green , throw away your shoes and wear banana skins _ Adrita in Pink and Yellow erm, skins

Yellow is the new blue. If i'm a banana, you should be too! _ Mojo Banana

If you're lost and without a clue, don't be afraid, give the bananas a coo _ pink banana

If you're sad and you know it , eat a banana! If you're happy and you know it kill a banana!_ Mojo Frenimies with bananas

Apple and banana, together in a fruit salad _ Adrita on diet

Apple was not sad she broke up with orange , why? cause she finally could be with banana! _ Apple

Every warrior has an amour , every banana has its skin. _ Contender of bananas

Roses are red , Violets are blue, Bananas are yellow and cows go moo _ the cow

Fairies have their wings, I have my split banana skins _ Flying banana

Behind every banana there's another banana!_ MOJOJOJOJOJOJOJO

I live in Bananasvile (population : 1)_ Mayor of Banana

So do i (Population :2) _ Citizen of Bananasvile

Time is money banana is food_ Fat ass

Banana and Apple on a plate K-I-S-S-I-N-G _ sicko on binoculars

I'm long, I'm hard i'm smooth .don't you feel aroused?_ Sexy Banana

Two apples and a banana. Without their peels _ on a bed

Ark! Banana . Banana Banana , Lets wear them instead of out bras and underwoos _ banana, naked

Banana? Peels? salad? plate ?

If dosen't make sense its alright, i wasn't supposed to

I wear glasses . Really. i just try and hide it when i can

2009-01-10T04:32:00.000-08:00

because my three quarter frames make me look like i took a train straight from nerdotopia.
I never knew i looked that bad in them until i sent a whole row of guys behind me slack-jawed when i turned around. I didn't realize until i well, saw their faces. Ugly Betty would have looked like Cinderella beside me.

Any way, I am was here to boast abt my schools new campus. (Hah! to all of you living at the stupid dump in Teck Whye) You know how clothes always come with labels, everything should come with one. Then the school'd be labeled WARNING; CONTAINS SO MANY COLOURS IT'LL MAKE YOU DIZZY. Besides around three or four people already have fainted.

And mine (label) should be GIRL WHOSE BRAIN(1) HAS ABANDONED HER
( And er, God ? Where's the brain you're supposed to have air mailed to me? Try fedex they deliver in two days)
Speaking of which , my form teacher's one should be I LIVE TO MAKE ADRITA BLUSH
No , i don't have a crush on my very, erm, how do i put this, plump teacher.( As in suck-all-air-100square centimeters- around him) actually he's nice and all. But every time he calls me , i'm engrossed in something called Mr Conversation and start looking for Adritas on the ceiling-slash-table-slash-wall to go up to him Or read the wrong answer for maths ( this is where i repeat x^6y^2 in all kinds of different variations(12) before realizing i'm on the wrong page) and find my face going up on the temperature scale

The principal should be ~~I AM HOT THEREFORE I WALK WITH MY NOSE ALIGNED WITH THE NORTH POLE~~ MY HOBBY IS TO CATWALK PAST CLASSES

Okay, the North Pole was an exaggeration . But the hot part, i think some will agree.( I think he was this normal guy who had to become a principal and for some reason he thought principals walk with their noses in the sky to look strict. Instead he ends up looking like a model posing for photo shoot) I swear he looks perfectly picturesque in very uncle clothes, like a model.

(1) And hide in unfindable places

Monday - (how drab)

2009-01-05T00:32:00.000-08:00

Can someone please tell me why on earth teachers refer to Sec three a YEAR OF HONEYMOON??
When it obviously is without the 'HONEY' and the 'MOON'. Sish.Bish.Bang. What kind of a HONEYMoON has piles of things called homework and books instead of shirtless hot guys lazing by the pool (Yeah the pool dosen't exist either) .

To top it off the lovely view of an old folks home greets us when we glance through the non-tinted glass windows of 3P1.

Any way, Every body gets smarter as they get older. But not me. The lovely man up in the skies(God) has to make me an exception. Exceptionally special (by special i mean weird).

I got 'ACCESS DENIED' 8 times into the clog in machine before i realized i was keying in my
handphone number. ( I know this dosen't seem like much, but you will understand if you spent 14 years of your life doing such things)

Note to God:

I will willingly devote myself to you (even if i believe that you donot exist)
love you forever (or at least pretend to[insert word for insanely high pitched giggle here])
if you will just be kind enough to air-mail me some Brains. You have kindly given me monkeys, donkeys, asses, little me s, bananas, rotten bananas and voices (that always say things like 'what did you expect' 'obviously the wall is behind you ,couldn't look before you bumped in?' aka. retaliate at me for my dumbness) but why oh why have you not given me the thing called a brain? Its alright i forgive you, just give it to me sometime real soon.
Maybe you could FedEx it to me they deliver it in two days or something.

2008-12-30T02:28:00.000-08:00

Ark another year’s gone , and so are the school holidays which, by the way , ended right when I desperately didn’t want them to.

Not that I don’t miss being played stretch-adrita’s arms-oh-war with or being called stupid every five minutes (for no apparent reason. I swear on my head. O.K. My fingernail. But still a swear is a swear) Or have had my ass by random idiots (No I was not sexually harassed . Just some mentally misbalanced things called friends who like smacking and for some reason prefer butts)

Or bully me to death and claim innocence.

Lovely friends and Quirky friends, HAPPY NEW YEAR!
And a very bad belated Christmas to all .

(I spent Cristmas doing very FUN THINGS like erm..., Staring at lizards )

(Catching Flies)

(On the Ceiling )

(The while one in my room)

Yes, I know, Awesome Christmas.

But then again I'm not a Christian...
(By the way the lizard was yellow)

(Yeah, unnecessary statement)

Anyway I think everyone's out with long lists of resolutions, so here are mine:

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS

~~1)Must grow 20 cm taller .Must become a 185 cm giant then can stare down at plentiful shorties.Not just my mother.~~

1) Must grow 19 cm taller . (very reasonable if you ask me. All i have to do is find two people who can pull me longer.

Me before Me after

Person a Person b person a person b

Shouldn't be as hard as the cartooons. rite?)

Anyway,

2)Become underweight
(Not so possible since my dad UNFAIRLY lets my 4 YEAR OLD BROTHER DIET
and not his sweet lovely daughter:( )

3) Hand up all homework on time
(See i have one earthly resolution)

4) Get even with all those ass smackers and people who go around poking my facebook self to death. *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* *POKE*

5)Conquer Spanish

I have an Armour (the lid of my mother's frying pan. Don't tell her)
all i need is a sword, a horse abd a large army to back me up while i do
the posing.)

(OK, not making any sense? Get a new peanut:D)

6) Piss my mother at least 1o times a day
Donot piss my mother off by drawing faces on her plants
very scary results (Contrdicting, i know)

7) Understand (and actually find my inner Leo hiding some where in my heart or my kidney. )

8)Make no sense out of nonsense

(DONE)

9) Roar at everyone and spoil their ears

10) Excel in the art of icy glares and looking angry successfully
(It is very very frustrating when people ask whats wrong with ur eye or laugh like you've cracked opened a nut of laughs when you claim you're angry and laugh some more when you say you're serious)

hump

that's all
Adios

Horoscope for 2009

2008-12-30T01:46:00.000-08:00

I checked on my horoscope this year_I am a Leo in case you are wondering ; unfortunately I donot have the awesome-slash-distinctive hair that all Leo’s are supposed to have_And here are the predictions for the Year ahead.

LEO:

School : being a natural risk taker, you relish being a defiant rebel without cause. (hahahah rebel ? rebel!!? RE-BELL?? WHAT REBEL ?)

But a nasty bust-up in the middle of the year will force you to re evaluate your behavior.(I have bust ups every living moment of my life. WHAT ARE THE TALKING ABOUT) I

I n the meantime, you will be asked to take a leadership position in you CCA
(Wah lio. FATTT CHANCE)

with you and you acute sense of management, you’ll have no problems setting up a role.
(*Dies Laughing* Acute Management? ACUTE MANAGEMENT ???!!)

Friends: A good friend intends to isolate him/herself from you. Its not your fault but you can’t help but feel a bit disappointed (L who?) In July , an old friend will text you a message out of the blue and rekindle your friendship. It’ll lead to lots of fun and even adventurous times!

Love: A certain hottie will catch your eye ( I always do ? Hello stating the so not obvious) , but you’re not too sure how it will play out .( It will not play out because I’m not planning to play with anyone) For one, he or she is so much more academically advanced than you are ( No such thing most of them are always more academically accomplished than I am) It is hard for you to swallow your pride ( Pride? Pride ?? PRIDE? PRIDE ? ? ) Play it cool till May , when you make your move.

Love Compatibility: Lions carve for freedom and adventures.

( Yeah . Explains my many fantasies of being a hot spy chick and an astronaut and an actress and sportswoman and fashion magazine employee, detective , crime investigator and mrs wonder woman all at once . I hope it’d come true. But sigh, none of them came true…unfairness)

Danger: what was initially a case of harmless flirting could land you in deep trouble, careful how you phrase your words.

*The best month to revamp your wardrobe is April*

2008-12-25T22:00:00.000-08:00

what's he doing? posing for close up?I WANT TO SMACK HIM WHAT AN ASSHOLE

ps. YES I DO MOJO . I WANT TO GET FROZEN WITH YOU and watch over the oh-so-lovely penguins for the rest for eternity.

2008-12-02T22:04:00.000-08:00

Daydreaming is bad for my health
Daydreaming is bad for my health
Daydreaming is bad for my health
Daydreaming is bad for my health
Daydreaming is bad for my health
Daydreaming is bad for my health
Daydreaming is bad for my health
Daydreaming is bad for my health
Daydreaming is bad for my health
Daydreaming is bad for my health
Daydreaming is bad for my health
Daydreaming is bad for my health
Daydreaming is bad for my health
Daydreaming is bad for my health
Daydreaming is bad for my health
Daydreaming is bad for my health
Daydreaming is bad for my health
What am i writing?
oh
yeah
Daydreaming is bad for me
I will not day dream

sunny day outside yay. NOT

2008-11-30T01:17:00.000-08:00

Here i am again to complain about my summer job.

winter or whatever. Like it ever really SNOWS in singapore.
I
TS NOT EVEN COLD.
HOW CAN CHRISTMAS BE SO COLD AND IT DOSEN'T SNOW AT ALLLL!
OR GET A BIT COLDER. HOW CAN GOD OR WHOEVER'S UP THERE NOT SEE THE
INJUSTICE IN A VERY HOT DECEMBER??!!!HUH?
I DON'T CARE IF ITS MY FIRST NOVEMBER/DECEMBER HERE. ITS NOT EVEN
A TEENY WEEENY BIT COLD. ITS FREAKING FREAKING HOT!!!!
AND I'M STUCK IN A JOB WHERE I FRY HARSH BROWNS AND FRENCH FRIES
AND FEEL EXACTLY LIKE A LITTLE BLOCK OF ICE CREAM IN MICROWAVE
OVEN THE SIZE 400000 FOOT BALL FIELDS.

HOW I WISH I WERE AT THE PEAK OF THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN IT ARTIC IN
A TEENY WEEENY BIKINI THAT REFLECTS ALL LIGHT.

I DETEST THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-11-21T23:48:00.000-08:00

Oh god i should never ever ever wear a M ac uniform and use the Public Transport System.

What was i thinking!!! It's bright YELLOW for god's sake.

I was on the bus on my way to BPP yesterday.

I look out of the window, i see a very hot-sticky-and-smelly looking classmate walking
past the old Chinese temple (at the old campus), alone, with one hand on his forehead
and the other dangling by his side walking... then...STOP for a second then stare

At a direction suspiciously close to my very yellow uniform.
Of course it could have been some random bird doing something on top of the bus

Or an old man break dancing in the middle of the street

Or some random tree

Or he was just decided to scratch his armpits in the middle of the street and was just checking if anyone was looking.

Yeah that must be it.
He wanted to scratch his armpits!

So while i was still at assuming he was staring at me i turn the other way 'round and..

I see another classmate staring at my direction.
Or i hope i could just have been some random bird/ bird nest / bird shit

Bird bird bird birdbrain
OMG DID I JUST SAY THAT??

I take that back

ok i'm done ranting about nothing in particular

2008-11-20T00:48:00.000-08:00

Can somebody tell me why there are strawberry , blueberry and peach flavored CONDOMS???
I mean it's not like they eat them as a SNACK do they?

hi

2008-11-17T11:06:00.000-08:00

I am finally blogging after running off to support Paris in her all-so-well-known
campaign as a president.(Go Paris! Maybe you can get President Obama to flounce
on the catwalk in a cute pair of Jimmy Choos oh and a cute black dress too)

And i have finally learnt to live without my obsession of cats with wings after a year and her half's
wait for one to appear.But its ok. I found a new obsession...

Skinny Scarves!

What can they are just SO awesomely thin and mesmerizing.

Speaking of which, I, 14 year old Adrita went for her first ever job today.
The job was though none too glamorous.
It was not bad i tell you to clear trays and tables, hand out balloons to little kids.
But its another to pick up gross half eaten harsh browns.*glares at people who eat harsh browns*

But some conversations evidently brightened my day like this one between a dad and a cute
3 year old

Daddy: i spent five dollars (WOWWW!) on you to play with pancakes

To which the kid continues dumping jam on her bits of pancake
and throws a piece smack in Daddy's face.

Nice conversation

Never mind . Boredom does amazing things...